today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
why is mercedes always around when there’s klaine development i s2g if she cockblocks them again so help me god i will not be held responsible for my actions
I hope, the next time Klaine goes to have sex, Mercedes is laid up in their bed wearing footie pajamas and a satin headscarf, eating popcorn, and watching old Disney Movies.
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
ive found where I truly belong
Martin in Glamour Russia January 2014
Met a homeless guy. Gave him a meal and place to sleep. In return he gave me A FUCKING SWORD. - Imgur
They say eBay has the best deals for weapons. Bullshit. Homeless Black Market is the way to go.
dude i think you live in a video game or something
it ok to not be ready
Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready.
When in doubt, tea.
When happy, tea.
When cold, tea.
When sad, tea.
When sick, tea.
When no inspiration, tea.
When have to leave bed, tea.
When supposed to be doing homework, tea.
When scheming to take over world, tea.
When summoning minor demon, tea.
When accidentally starting apocalypse, tea.
Fairy designs! Eventually they’re all going to be hanging out in a kid’s room.