diverged: I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
easterberry-test: fartgallery: tugboatproceedless: fartgallery: is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked *cough* now its your turn *cough* taking off my glove flap A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous. Allow me to raise you… a full glove.
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
matanghi: fiyeroroche: when a song makes you want to overthrow a government you know thats a bloody good song
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
person: i like you
idasida19: darkdragonn: ONCE I ABOVE THE AND CONFUSION I understood that reference and I am not even in that fandom
flirtykurty: OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING) I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK” I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE...
stumpology: tries to spell word cannot spell word uses different word
krillex: we’re just teenagers with self esteem issues and computers can we stop sending eachother anon hate
welcome to tumblr we are obsessed with gay porn and pizza also french fries and bannerduck crinklebutch
theshadyslut: owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america??? Wait what? Then what do they use? they don’t have a word what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they?? the fuck is a fortnight It’s a word for ‘two weeks’ We say “two weeks”
knifefarty: iwonthellamaatthefayre: wibblywobblyuniverse: knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back that would be a good idea too If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops...
themongooseandthesnake: “yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick...
jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
mishasassbutt: crackedchassis: Forget all the hunters in Heaven. You know who Metatron had better watch his ass over? JIMMY FUCKING NOVAK. #get him jimmy #stab him in the face with your righteous christian fury
far-too-many-fandoms: kanrose: riddle-my-hiddles: kanrose: the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window and yelled “GOD HATES FAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T” he was so fucking terrified are you saying that your neighbor upstairs is god i’m honestly starting to think that he is ...
shutupmerlin: My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat...
fagdral: theanti90smovement: Obama was born August 4, 1961??? very fishy…….August+4+1+96+1=420. 420? this is no coincidence Barack won’t be able to sweet talk his way out of this one. I ACTUALLY OPENED MY COMPUTER CALCULATOR TO SEE IF August+4+1+96+1=420 REALLY EQUALED 420 BEFORE REALIZING THAT AUGUST IS NOT A NUMBER
Me: this one time in supernatural-
Friends: shut up
johnfkennedy: reasons to date me • i am john f kennedy • small letters. small voice. small baby bird. thank u