(Source: octopus--ink, via rentond)
you’ll grow in to them
(Source: fakegirlgamer, via rachelreine)
I wanna do this with you
I wonder if I could use this to create a copy of that key and break into that house.
yes. yes you could.
Which is why you don’t make these
These are both in my home state!
(Source: jennycrafts, via officialpeeta)
Life hack: conquer your fear of the dark by becoming the thing other people fear in the dark.
i hate the way this website romanticizes jimmy neutron
Did someone say romance
(Source: fuckyeahcrystalreed, via takeshii)
YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU
ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME
I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER
H E L P
Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can
THIS BOTHERS MY SOUL.
(Source: cansofbeans, via falloutboyonboy)
I had a boner for like 2/3rds of my flight I almost asked the guy sitting next to me to jerk me off
are you sure you dont live in a porno
I said almost
Was he handsome