This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying.
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The Jonas brothers suck
for everyone wondering what the fuck that quote is from, here ya go
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
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This is by far my favorite tweet ever.
so yeah schools coming up and that sucks but you know what else is coming up? ugly sweaters and scarves and PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES AND HALLOWEEN AND CUDDLING BECAUSE ITS COLD AND FALL LEAVES AND HIKING IN THE BRISK AIR AND THEN AFTER THAT SNOW AND HOT COCOA AND MALLS DECORATED FOR HOLIDAYS AND FRICK SCHOOL ALL OF THIS IS WORTH IT WOWIE
hello yes please take your time imagining japan saying “ohayo, america-san” and america responding with “and a kansas to you too dude”
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