i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
Do you ever just suddenly remember how simple the Winchester’s lives were back in Season 1
Vulcans kiss with their finger tips.
Remember that when you watch the new movie.
I haven’t found any literary memes, so I created one myself. Adjust it, improve it, add to it, etc. Just celebrate world literature!
- PROSE WRITERS
- SHORT STORIES
I. CANNOT. WAIT.
idk what’s happening but this looks cool!
it’s the Emerald City of Oz
cute was inwented in russia
(Source: velvet-toucher, via overachievious)
i read it as “Dammit Moriarty I’m a TimeLord” but now i get it
watch out guys obama is doing his job
what the flying fuck you asshole
(Source: allhalestilinski, via areyoutryingtodeduceme)
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport